Tim Pawlenty Clones a Human

In an amazing show of courage and advanced science, Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty, who is just a run-of-the-mill lawyer by training, has managed to clone himself. No official announcement of his amazing success has been made, but the evidence is clear. How else can the following factual history be explained?

During 2001 and 2002, Tim managed to do all of these things at once:

1. Run for governor full time
2. Act as House Majority Leader in the Minnesota House of Representatives
3. Make executive strategic decisions as a board member of at NewTel Holdings
4. Run his own company, Bamco
5. Earn $60,000 as a legal advisor to Access Anywhere, a Minneapolis telecom company, working part time over one year
6. Raise 2 children

Imagine how much work and home life you could accomplish if only you had a clone like Tim Pawlenty's to help out. We should demand that Pawlenty reveal his method for producing his clone.